How the popular Christmas carol would go, if it was written by a stage manager:
On the twelfth day of tech week, my producer gave to me:
12 Dimmers blowing
11 Flymen flying
10 Gels a-burning
9 Channels buzzing
8 Props a-breaking
7 Actors missing
6 Gobos melting
5 minute call!
4 Cues…
Socially awkward penguin